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Monday, January 23, 2006
No, scratch that. Make that: how to CRAM for a test in Quantum Mechanics, say, in 5 hours? *Take it from the major crammer herself. There is always hope to ace a test in Quantum Mechanics, which by the way showed a probability of 0.0125 x 10 to the (-876487543) by using Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. Close to zero. But heck, there's hope, right?* ONE. Take your major reference material (e.g. your book) out of your bag/baul, place it on your table, stare at it for 5 minutes while singing Wake Me Up When September Ends, and get ready for a knock-out ala Manny Pacquiao to Erik Morales style.  TWO. Get all the rehydration thingies you can get because you will be needing them. Gatorade has the vitamins and minerals (I think), C2 has Catechins (that are antioxidants and they fight cancer!), and well, there's Extra Joss that sizzles when you pour into the water that gives you energy. If you need hard core rehydration, I advise you use Hydrite.  THREE. Get your table messy for the motivation you need. Bring out your calculator, scratch papers for the calculus parts, your notes, and some pictures for added inspiration.  FOUR. Flip through the pages of your book to start reviewing. Get ready to swim through Einstein's and Planck's world. Realize that Quantum Mechanics isn't really Quantum Mechanics. It's Calculus all along.  FIVE. While going through your book, come across your side notes and stare at them. Wonder what made you write them. Hate Schrodinger for the Schrodinger's equation. Make a plot to kill the next Neils Bohr. Then wish Eistein didn't pass high school at all.  SIX. While staring at the side notes, be fascinated with the doodles you made while you were bored with the lecture. You actually tried to make a cyclohexane molecule fused with another ring but you ended up with the GKNB? pyramid round stage.  SEVEN. Take a break and look around you. Look at your curtain. Stare. Stare. Stare. Then realize that your curtain would look better if it were a shower curtain. Maybe your mom bought it as your shower curtain. Consider switching it first thing in the morning.  EIGHT. Go back to your book and concentrate. Again, study the formulas and understand each one of them.  NINE. Flip through the pages and come across your doodles again. This time it's an isometric stairs. Coolness.  TEN. Don't forget to prepare lotsa index cards to write down all the formulas so you can review them on your way to class. Just don't use the index cards as your kodigs. They're way too big. They can easily be spotted by the professor. Write on smaller pieces if you intend to use such things.  ELEVEN. If you still have time, go through some other reference materials or just place them on your table for some added nerdy look.  TWELVE. Cap it all off with a prayer. Pray before you leave home. Pray before you take the test. Then have conscience, don't use the kodigo. Just pray.  If you take this step by step, your brain will be a disco-dancing centipede in no time. You're on your way to being the crammer of all crammers. And you are now ready to have that Buddha Palm of your Momma bitch-slap your ass like crazy (plus the Lion's Roar too!) **** I didn't ace the test. I didn't expect to. It's Quantum Mechanics! I didn't know the exact answers to the questions but at least I knew how to "go about it". Bleh. Just wanted to let you know. It was cool though.
posted by Dorxie at 3:30 AM
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